• debate mediator: okay, on to the next topi--
  • mitt romney: no i have to respond.
  • debate mediator: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
"The part NBC doesn’t show you is that after the competition, Nick Fury shows up and asks Gabby Douglas to join the Avengers"
(via Twitter)
lizzymaxia:


“The Winter Soldier is the identity taken on by Captain America’s best friend and sidekick Bucky Barnes (played by Sebastian Stan) after he’s brought back from supposed death. When we saw Bucky die in Captain America: The First Avenger a lot of people speculated that Winter Soldier might be in Bucky’s future, and this title seems a pretty clear confirmation that a reunion with his old pal is in store for Captain America this time around.” [x]

lizzymaxia:

“The Winter Soldier is the identity taken on by Captain America’s best friend and sidekick Bucky Barnes (played by Sebastian Stan) after he’s brought back from supposed death. When we saw Bucky die in Captain America: The First Avenger a lot of people speculated that Winter Soldier might be in Bucky’s future, and this title seems a pretty clear confirmation that a reunion with his old pal is in store for Captain America this time around.” [x]

waitinglines:

Islands (acoustic) / Young the Giant


“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.” - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.” - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.” - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.” - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.” - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.” - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.” - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)


Through crimson stars and silent stars and tumbling nebulas like oceans set on fire, through empires of glass and civilizations of pure thought and a whole, terrible, wonderful universe of impossibilities. 

Through crimson stars and silent stars and tumbling nebulas like oceans set on fire, through empires of glass and civilizations of pure thought and a whole, terrible, wonderful universe of impossibilities. 

Through crimson stars and silent stars and tumbling nebulas like oceans set on fire, through empires of glass and civilizations of pure thought and a whole, terrible, wonderful universe of impossibilities. 

Through crimson stars and silent stars and tumbling nebulas like oceans set on fire, through empires of glass and civilizations of pure thought and a whole, terrible, wonderful universe of impossibilities. 

Through crimson stars and silent stars and tumbling nebulas like oceans set on fire, through empires of glass and civilizations of pure thought and a whole, terrible, wonderful universe of impossibilities. 

Through crimson stars and silent stars and tumbling nebulas like oceans set on fire, through empires of glass and civilizations of pure thought and a whole, terrible, wonderful universe of impossibilities. 

Through crimson stars and silent stars and tumbling nebulas like oceans set on fire, through empires of glass and civilizations of pure thought and a whole, terrible, wonderful universe of impossibilities.