May 2013
ramblingsofacrazyginger:
whatheballs:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
shouldn’t we be getting ready for another trench war in europe right about now
I’d hate to be an arch duke right about now
student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
morihearty:
it’s the 50th anniversary
it’s very dramatic
john hurt turns to the camera
and says
‘in a land of myth and a time of magic’
astudyintimelords:
A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR EVERYONE WHO GOT THE DVD EARLY AND MANAGED TO KEEP ALL OF THAT A SECRET
THANK YOU
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly:
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
moonupabove:
askinnyblackman:
elloelen:
theprettygoodgatsby:
piffsburg:
Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.
Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit
Even if they throw the first punch?
how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong
#god damn we learned this...
“I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me.”
– George Orwell, 1984 (via juststayawake)
“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...”
– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
ezzyezranigga:
i havent been able to stop thinking about this picture for 4 weeks
odysseiarex:
mackle no more, macbeth hath murdered mackle
dylanohwhy:
LEGITIMATELY, AGGRESSIVELY EXCITED AND TERRIFIED FOR TEEN WOLF SEASON 3
roseplated:
CAN I INJECT THIS ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM
egberts:
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
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hateruess:
yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...”
–
People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
(via brucewaynes)
READ A BOOK
(via lexcanroar)
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Bachmann Threatens to Leave Minnesota Over... →
foreverborealis:
This is perfect. Please read.
OH HELL NO SHE IS NOT WELCOME IN OREGON NO THANK YOU
I hate my friends
lunaticphan:
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
